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Joke of the day: 9 POUNDS OF GOLD.

9 POUNDS OF GOLD. A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of a nine pound nugget of gold. [Read more..]

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IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE TRY IGNORANCE

Good morning folks... Yours Laffly At a hospital's intensive care unit (I.C.U), patients always died in the same bed at 7am every morning regardless of their condition. This puzzled medical staff, so a group of medical doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited [Read more..]

Bribe At Home

A police officer is marking the assignment of two of his children. He marked the senior child's work and flogged him. He turned to the junior child, open his notebook and without saying a word, he went away. The older child ask the younger one, you that know nothing, why [Read more..]

Weekend laugh

The Erectus Trousserius (aka the trouser snake) is the world's deadliest snake.... It has many colors - from pink, brown, white to black. It's fang-less, average length is approximately 5 - 6 inches; although some are rumored to grow 9 or more inches (depending on the [Read more..]

Joke Of The Week

I love this joke!! ? ? A 50 years old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. ....⛴ She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away.....? A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you [Read more..]

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A lawyer gets pulled up for overspeeding in Chicago?. Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were overspeeding. Lawyer: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see ur license please? Lawyer: I would have given it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? [Read more..]

Joke of the week

Laff wan kill me oo!.... Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby..... In anger, her husband asked wife.... Chu zin pi, why baby black? She replied, we live in Nigeria,.... No electricity,.... Me hot... You hot.... Sex hot.... Baby [Read more..]